5/21/10
8/11/09
The Art of Darkness
Surviving several droll semesters of "art school", I know what it's like to think inside their box. From systematic textbook lessons on form and shadow, to painting stereotypical buckets of apples in a robotic trance with subjects A-Z standing shoulder to shoulder, art school teaches you everything art isn't — YOU.
I propose a new movement — the Individualist Movement. Art is supposed to evoke emotion. Whether it's happiness, loss, regret, anger, confusion or even bliss (pfft), the emotion is yours alone. Fuck the viewer, expenses, tests, grades, the Masters™, three-hour lectures and paint-by-number projects. Make art for you...forget the rest — it will only get in the way between you and your chaos.
See you in 5th period (not likely),
— Vern
(Select artwork courtesy of Vern Purple)
8/7/09
6/9/08
Vern's Closet: Weekly Essentials for Today's Youth
Aloha world! Vern present. Here are a few found treasures you must download, rent, barter or steal right NOW.
1. Film: They Live (1988). Roddy Piper + shades + body snatchers + kick-ass soundtrack = creative bliss
2. Music: Dokter Kosmos, Cocktail (1996): Never has neo-communistic, synthpop-noir been so inviting... yet carefree. Key track: Holiday
3. Literature: Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time (1988). A wormhole-in-one!
- Vern
1. Film: They Live (1988). Roddy Piper + shades + body snatchers + kick-ass soundtrack = creative bliss
2. Music: Dokter Kosmos, Cocktail (1996): Never has neo-communistic, synthpop-noir been so inviting... yet carefree. Key track: Holiday
3. Literature: Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time (1988). A wormhole-in-one!
- Vern
Quote of the Day
6/6/08
Vilhelm VanHelm at the Movies
Gutentag world. I sneek to many a film show das week. Here wat think das goot and not so goot.
Sex and City: Fruggin hilariooos! I shitiz my pants when das olt womanz kept a dancing and a drinkits lik a olt zombies and a scaring das babies and da da da. Me say: Sneek xtra shitiz pouch and drinky in napsack!
Iron Man: Kraftwerk meet a Superman! Goot. Goot. Goot. Me like das sidekick from Anthony Michael Hall movie bout foootball hero now play hero wit robotechnic suit that shootas fire. Me say: Zooma Zooma!
Indiana Jones 4: Temple of Skull: Han solo wear das leather and whip suit and fight wit das nazi and wilderness. effects make me crap seat cover and puke on old guy in seat cover over. Me say: Rather watch dancing starpeople show wit barbawire round eyeball!
- Vilhelm VanHelm
6/5/08
Quote of the Day
The Patriarchs of Purple
What is Vern Purple? Is it a look — fashionable to decenters, DJs and derelicts the world over? Is it a movement — born from dissonance and disregard toward the established doctrines of devolved democracies? Or is it a man — armed with a mustache and pair of cheap aviator sunglasses, sworn to protect the legions of dissatisfied drones driven mad by the dissolution of destructive decrees set forth by disastrous dictators demoralizing decency.
Whatever "D" word Vern Purple defends, I can assure you that he, them or it does it for you — the diabolic distillers of disorder.
6/4/08
Vernism
Quote of the Day
6/3/08
5 comedy classics
Whatever happened to the Shakespearos
"Originality is a dish best served dead." Or so declares the idiot mass eating up their daily dose of plastic, reprocessed garbage.
From downloading the latest jingles "unwritten" by corporate controlled, no talent zombies to idolizing the latest trends sponsored by useless celebrity puppets — Americans wouldn't know creativity if it drunk-dialed their BlackBerry.
Behold this month's creative coverups:
1. Hills cast on cover of Rollingstone
2. Indiana Jones on cover of everything
3. American Idol on cover of original songs
4. Fox on cover of "real" news
5. Dancing shows on cover of corporate ratings
- Mr. Bounty
Clovis Verbruge Killed Bambi
Aloha world. Vern present. Just scribbling words from a remote location deep within the underbelly of a secret base located under my parent's house.
Troubling times have fallen. My nemesis and former neighbor, Mr. Clovis Verbruge, has kidnapped my collection of mint-condition, alabaster water pistols and plans to take them to Furvington's Antique Mall and Pastry, where he will bootleg them to any unsuspected antique-loving drone in exchange for snuff, bear claws or oriental rugs...i'm not sure.
If you see this villainous shrew, approach with caution. I think he stole my dog.
Concerned,
Vern
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